Stop scrolling X.
Start a /discover.
The agent searches X, scores every post 1–10, and drops a ranked digest in your Slack DM. You triage in minutes — it learns from every tap.
// sign in with Google · free during beta · no credit card
~2 hours/day · doomscrolling for a handful of good threads
5 min/day · triage a ranked digest
The problem
X is two hours of noise hiding five good threads.
Your feed blends sports, drama, and outrage with the few expert conversations where your take actually counts. Finding them is the work. Noiseless does that work — and only that work: no sports, no entertainment, just the industry threads that match your skills, scored 1–10.
How the loop works
Three beats, then it runs itself.
Digest
~5 posts, scored 1–10, land in your Slack DM each morning — curated overnight while you slept.
Decide
Tap 👍 Like, 👎 Dislike, or 🙈 Skip. One tap each. The whole review takes about five minutes.
Learn
Every tap retrains your ranker in the background. Tomorrow's digest is sharper than today's.
Discovery engine
It reads for meaning, not keywords.
The agent understands your profile — your stack, your domain, your goals — then scores every candidate thread 1–10 on how much your voice would matter there. You see the score before you spend a second.
// posts scoring below 5/10 are filtered out before your digest is sent
Semantic ranking
Ranked by meaning and relevance, not hashtags.
1–10 score up front
Triage before you read a single word.
Never repeats
Deduped across every run, automatically.
The learning loop
The longer you use it, the less it wastes your time.
No sliders. No preference forms. Your taps are the training data — the ranker retrains automatically in the background.
Week 1
42%
like-rate
Week 4
78%
like-rate
like_rate: 42% → 78% ✓
// directional figures from the builder's own beta usage — not a customer average. Your mileage will vary.
Step one · one time · ~5 min
Tell it who you are. Once.
Build a quick profile — your skills, a couple links to your work, and optionally connect X or GitHub so it can learn your voice. That's the whole setup. Discovery starts that night.
Build your profile
Add your skills & domains
What you do and what you want to be known for.
Link your work
GitHub, a blog, your X — optional, but it sharpens matching.
Profile ready
Your first digest arrives within 24 hours.
"Can't I just prompt this?"
You could. Here's the part that's actually hard.
A prompt is a great tool for one session. An agent is a system that gets sharper while you sleep.
Why this exists
“I was losing two hours a day scrolling X to find five conversations worth my time. So I built the thing that does the scrolling for me.”
Noiseless is a real private-beta product, built by one engineer who got tired of the feed. There's no growth team and no fake reviews here — just a tool I use every morning and am now opening to a small group. The mechanism is exactly what's on this page: it discovers expert threads, you tap, it learns. If that sounds useful, the beta's open.
— the builder · Noiseless
Controls & trust
Transparent cost. Your data stays yours.
Daily budget
$0.12 / $1.00
Monthly budget
$3.40 / $30.00
Data isolation
Row-level security, multi-tenant isolation, every API call audited. We never log your tokens or private content.
FAQ
Questions a skeptic would ask.
Finds expert X threads matching your profile, scores each one 1–10, and sends ~5 a day to your Slack DM. You tap 👍 Like / 👎 Dislike / 🙈 Skip; it learns.
The opposite. It targets professional and technical conversations — backend, infra, devtools, your domain — and explicitly excludes sports and entertainment.
Every Like, Dislike, or Skip retrains your personal ranker in the background — no sliders, no setup. Like-rate measurably improves over the first weeks of use.
It's the relevance score the agent assigns each post for you. Anything below 5 is filtered out; your digest shows the strongest matches first.
Yes. Row-level-security multi-tenant isolation, encrypted tokens, and a full audit trail. Your data is never shared between users, and tokens are never logged.
Free during the private beta. Per-user daily and monthly budget caps mean it can't run up a surprise bill.
Private beta · invite-only
Get five hours of your week back.
Five minutes reviewing a sharp digest beats two hours scrolling a noisy feed. Build your profile once — the agent handles the rest, and gets better every day.
// free during beta · no credit card · your data stays yours